Q: I'm looking for original wedding ideas. Can you help?

Dear Vanilla Pop:

First off, I just want to say that I love your show. You guys are great.

I'm getting married next year and was wondering if you knew of some current, cool "must haves" for weddings? Since we are paying for the wedding ourselves, cost is definitely a concern. While we don't want to skimp, we'd like to save some money if we can.

I know you guys get hired for a lot of weddings, and I'd love to hear your thoughts as to what you think would make my wedding day truly unique and memorable. (Without being too expensive.)

Thanks so much! You guys rock!

-Want an original wedding

This would be different right?

Q: Why does Herpes have more Facebook likes than Vanilla Pop?

First off I just wanna say that I love your show. You guys are great, but I've been wondering, how come Herpes has more Facebook likes than you guys?

I mean it's not like herpes is talented or looks good in sequins. As far as I know, it doesn't do anything other than ruin your life.

I really don't understand how the hell anyone could actually like herpes. How about liking the Mumps? I could totally get with that. I mean what's not to like? Just saying the word is fun. Mumps Mumps Mumps Mumps Mumps Mumps Mumps Mumps Mumps Mumps Mumps Mumps. 

Why so mumpy?

Plus all you get from the Mumps is a little headache, slight fever and a swollen face that'll make you look like Ted Kennedy or that fat guy from Game Of Thrones for a couple of days, not a shiny, festering, juice filled lesion that decides to show up the day before your date with that chick you met at the laundromat.

Last time I checked, Mumps had about half the "likes" Vanilla Pop has, and herpes has more than four times the amount you do.

Hopefully you'll publish my letter and we can get people to stop "liking" Herpes on Facebook. There's just no way it should be more popular than you guys.

Thanks in advance.

-A guy whose lip looks like it was gnawed on by a raccoon

Herpes could never rock this.