The first official "Know Your Vanilla Pop Show" music quiz!

Hello and welcome to the first official "Know Your Vanilla Pop Show" quiz. It's time to test your knowledge to see if you guys are actually paying attention to the music, or if you're all too busy trying to "get busy" with another fan. 

Take your time...you got this.
Here we go...


1. Just a small town girl living _____

a. on a prayer 
b. la vida loca
c. in a lonely world
d. on the edge poverty because of the ever widening rift between the upper and middle class


2. When I woke up, Mom and Dad Are_____

a. rolling on the couch
b. fighting as usual
c. kicking the crap out of me
d. swapping


3. Now I know I've got to- run away I've got to_____

a. lower the seat
b. get away
c. grow up and stop relying on my family for money
d. ease up on the porn

4. Sing us a song you’re the _____

a. piano man
b. rocket man
c. burning man
d. best darn cover band in the whole freaking wide world


5. People always told me be careful what you do, don't go around breaking _____

a. up is hard to do
b. young girls' hearts
c. bread
d. my cojones


6. The Devil went down to Georgia, he was lookin' for _____

a. a soul to steal
b. a decent cup of coffee
c. a nice Jewish girl
d. someone who wasn't a complete racist


7. Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha and take your _____

a. virginity
b. sister
c. artificial limb
d. picture


8. What you doin' on your back? You should be _____

a. out looking for a job
b. dancing
c. making me coffee
d. making these knots tighter


9. Moving forward using all my breath, making love to you was _____

a. a nice way to take a nap
b. the most miserable moment of my life
c. never second best 
d. almost as good as masturbating


10. Don't touch me please I cannot stand the way you _____ 

a. breathe
b. tease
c. clink your spoon when you're stirring your coffee
d. watch me urinate



11. Oh I love my Rosie child you got the way to make me_____

a. happy
b. miserable
c. breakfast
d. meshuggenah


12. Touch if you will my stomach feel how it _____

a. hangs over the top of my pants 
b. is full of your seed
c. trembles inside
d. still has stretch marks

That's all folks! Hopefully there weren't too many stumpers for you in this round. The correct answers will be posted next week. Stay tuned for more "Know your Vanilla Pop Show" quizzes in the future and remember...paying attention is always free.

Love...

Al & Les
vanillapop.com