Remember last summer when I'd wake you up every morning at 2AM? I'd make all that racket then go silent as soon as you came out of your bedroom? You'd look all over the place for me and I'd be there under one of your stupid philodendrons just cracking up. You should see yourself at that hour shuffling around in your jammies with a flashlight in one hand and a spatula in the other. You're a riot Al.
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| I took this shot of you last summer |
Anyway, just thought I'd let you know that I haven't left. It's December and I'm still in your living room sucking up some of this good ol' heat. Thanks pal.
To be honest I'm just biding my time until the girls show up next spring. Can't wait to see your face when I start rubbing these ol' gams together once more.
Get some sleep while you can.
Sucker!
Sam
-The cricket hiding who knows where in your house
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Sometimes I also like to read your books |
