Q: Why Do Hotels Put So Many Pillows On The Beds?

 

Dear Al & Les-

First off I just want to say how much I enjoy your show. You guys are great and my friends and I just love you.

I thought you guys you could answer my question since you guys travel a lot as I do and you guys probably stay in hotels like me when you guys are on the road.

My question is: Why do they put so many pillows on the darned beds?!

First of all, there are three or four big square ones against the headboard, then there are another six regular pillows that they give you to sleep with. That's no less than nine or ten pillows. Who the heck needs nine or ten pillows?

I'm finding it very hard to sleep and have been waking up with a strained neck and severe back pain every time I'm on the road.
 

I know the cheaper hotels don't do this, but I don't like those places because they use cheap toilet paper and are just icky.

Please tell me if you know the reason for this ridiculous practice.
Thanks guys!

Sincerely,
A girl who needs a good night's sleep.

Ouch! 

 

 

DEAR AGWNAGNS:

 

 

I think your hotel stays may be a bit different from ours. Personally, Vanilla Pop has no problem with a few excess pillows as it makes for a more festive experience when inviting some friends to your room after a show.

 
But this column is not about us. We're here to help YOU.

Here's what you do:
I noticed a bottle of pills on the night stand next to you. Don't be so stingy with your Valium woman. That's what they're for. Double down and sweet dreams. Don't worry...we can get you more. I mean we know a guy who can get you more.

Nighty-night.

-Al